CeCe: Hello everyone, it's been a while I know. But I've been busy getting my teaching license! I know, I know. How cliche, a teacher and a talkshow
host! But enough about me, today's show is all about the upcoming movie about Reva's Life! From the Producers who brought you such great hits as
"Crossroads" and "From Justin to Kelly" and great documentaries such as "Glitter", comes their next big hit Reva! Now here is a
sneak peak of the movie coming out sometime in the future:
Announcer: She's been married to six men!
(Photos of Josh Lewis, Richard Winslow, HB Lewis, Billy Lewis, Buzz Cooper, and Alan Spaulding)
Announcer: And has been with several more!
Announcer: She'd also been dead several times before!
(images of Reva driving off the bridge)
Announcer: But that's never stopped her! Jolene is... REVA!
Announcer: You will be annoyed by how many times she says "Joshua"!
Jolene (As Reva): Joshua! Joshua! Joshua!
Announcer: You'll cry when she almost dies of cancer!
Jolene (As Reva): I have Cancer Bud.
Announcer: Reva is the heartbreaking story of Reva Shayne Lewis Lewis Spaulding Lewis Winslow Cooper Lewis Lewis O'Neil.
Jolene (As Reva): I know that you look like my dead 5th husband, but it doesn't bother me a bit! My sister married Joshua!
Announcer: Watch, as she screws up her life more than ever
Jolene (As Reva): My son is faking his death to get away from my 3rd husband *cries*
Announcer: Watch as she marries practically every man in town
Jolene (As Reva): I love you buzz.
Jolene (As Reva): I love you Alan.
Jolene (As Reva): I love you Joshua
Jolene (As Reva): I love you Noah.
Jolene (As Reva): I love you Nate, even though you may possibly be Alfred, the guy who beat my son Jonathan when he was a kid.
Announcer: Watch as she commits crimes!
Jolene (As Reva): I'm Anita, I'm Vanessa's assistant.
Jolene (As Reva): Come on Vanessa, let's go gag Lucille Rogers, and lock her in a storage closet!
Jolene (As Reva): Nobody will notice I stole this Penicillin.
Jolene (As Reva): Sorry son, didn't mean to hit you with my car!
Jolene (As Reva): Sorry son, I'm smothering you for your own good!
Jolene (As Reva): Nobody will notice this red dress is missing!
Jolene (As Reva): Nobody will notice this red car is missing!
Jolene (As Reva): I'm going to kidnap Alan!
Jolene (As Reva): I'm going to kidnap Lizzie! Even though I could probably tell her that her daughter is alive, and get her to come willingly, and that would be the right thing to do!
Jolene (As Reva): I have to cover up the fact that Alan killed the sheriff! .
Announcer: Watch as she goes through every day problems we all go through, such as cloning!
Jolene (As Reva): What are we going to do about Dolly?
Announcer: Time Travel!
Jolene (As Reva): Oh no! It's 1944!
Announcer: And psychic visions!
Jolene (As Reva): I can see the future!
Announcer: Reva! Will astound and amaze you!
Jolene (As Reva): It's really here. Today I'm really marrying Joshua. I've waited for this, forever. All my life, I've only loved this one man. It's always been just him. I mean, all the other men, uh ... it's like I loved them, because I saw something in them ALL that reminded me of Joshua. But it's always been just him that I've really wanted. I can still remember what it felt like to be ... Reva Shayne, from the other side of town ... and meeting him for the first time. THE SON OF PEOPLE MY MAMA WORKED FOR.All those times we broke up. I think we had our first fight ten minutes after we met. But even with all those times we broke up, no matter what, WE ALWAYS GOT BACK TOGETHER. AND THAT HAS TO BE LOVE, DOESN'T IT? BECAUSE NOTHING ELSE IS THAT STRONG. And now, I can finally count on it and I can trust it. Because as long as Josh and I are together, I'll be safe ... and so will our baby.
Announcer: Ebert and Roper give it a sideways thumb!
Ebert: It was kind of long.
Announcer: REVA! Coming to a theater near you!
CeCe: Phew, that was a long trailer. But the movie is MUCH longer. When we get back, we'll chat with Jolene, the actress playing Reva, and the real Reva Shayne Lewis Lewis Spaudling Lewis Winslow Cooper Lewis Lewis O'Niel!
Announcer: She's been married to six men!
(Photos of Josh Lewis, Richard Winslow, HB Lewis, Billy Lewis, Buzz Cooper, and Alan Spaulding)
Announcer: And has been with several more!
Announcer: She'd also been dead several times before!
(images of Reva driving off the bridge)
Announcer: But that's never stopped her! Jolene is... REVA!
Announcer: You will be annoyed by how many times she says "Joshua"!
Jolene (As Reva): Joshua! Joshua! Joshua!
Announcer: You'll cry when she almost dies of cancer!
Jolene (As Reva): I have Cancer Bud.
Announcer: Reva is the heartbreaking story of Reva Shayne Lewis Lewis Spaulding Lewis Winslow Cooper Lewis Lewis O'Neil.
Jolene (As Reva): I know that you look like my dead 5th husband, but it doesn't bother me a bit! My sister married Joshua!
Announcer: Watch, as she screws up her life more than ever
Jolene (As Reva): My son is faking his death to get away from my 3rd husband *cries*
Announcer: Watch as she marries practically every man in town
Jolene (As Reva): I love you buzz.
Jolene (As Reva): I love you Alan.
Jolene (As Reva): I love you Joshua
Jolene (As Reva): I love you Noah.
Jolene (As Reva): I love you Nate, even though you may possibly be Alfred, the guy who beat my son Jonathan when he was a kid.
Announcer: Watch as she commits crimes!
Jolene (As Reva): I'm Anita, I'm Vanessa's assistant.
Jolene (As Reva): Come on Vanessa, let's go gag Lucille Rogers, and lock her in a storage closet!
Jolene (As Reva): Nobody will notice I stole this Penicillin.
Jolene (As Reva): Sorry son, didn't mean to hit you with my car!
Jolene (As Reva): Sorry son, I'm smothering you for your own good!
Jolene (As Reva): Nobody will notice this red dress is missing!
Jolene (As Reva): Nobody will notice this red car is missing!
Jolene (As Reva): I'm going to kidnap Alan!
Jolene (As Reva): I'm going to kidnap Lizzie! Even though I could probably tell her that her daughter is alive, and get her to come willingly, and that would be the right thing to do!
Jolene (As Reva): I have to cover up the fact that Alan killed the sheriff! .
Announcer: Watch as she goes through every day problems we all go through, such as cloning!
Jolene (As Reva): What are we going to do about Dolly?
Announcer: Time Travel!
Jolene (As Reva): Oh no! It's 1944!
Announcer: And psychic visions!
Jolene (As Reva): I can see the future!
Announcer: Reva! Will astound and amaze you!
Jolene (As Reva): It's really here. Today I'm really marrying Joshua. I've waited for this, forever. All my life, I've only loved this one man. It's always been just him. I mean, all the other men, uh ... it's like I loved them, because I saw something in them ALL that reminded me of Joshua. But it's always been just him that I've really wanted. I can still remember what it felt like to be ... Reva Shayne, from the other side of town ... and meeting him for the first time. THE SON OF PEOPLE MY MAMA WORKED FOR.All those times we broke up. I think we had our first fight ten minutes after we met. But even with all those times we broke up, no matter what, WE ALWAYS GOT BACK TOGETHER. AND THAT HAS TO BE LOVE, DOESN'T IT? BECAUSE NOTHING ELSE IS THAT STRONG. And now, I can finally count on it and I can trust it. Because as long as Josh and I are together, I'll be safe ... and so will our baby.
Announcer: Ebert and Roper give it a sideways thumb!
Ebert: It was kind of long.
Announcer: REVA! Coming to a theater near you!
CeCe: Phew, that was a long trailer. But the movie is MUCH longer. When we get back, we'll chat with Jolene, the actress playing Reva, and the real Reva Shayne Lewis Lewis Spaudling Lewis Winslow Cooper Lewis Lewis O'Niel!

