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So, Malar, howz a-boat we crack a couple molsons and stay tuned for part sex?
Ya know, that sounds like loads of fun, but may I request we change Molsons to a bottle of Moet & Chandon, eh
After all, I was an Alien
for a loooooooooooong time
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malar2002 |
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Quote: Ya know, that sounds like loads of fun, but may I request we change Molsons to a bottle of Moet & Chandon, eh After all, I was an Alien for a loooooooooooong time Malar
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tmcguinn1 |
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I could go champagne! DH Has some chilling in the wine cellar as we speak! I just HAPPEN to have the key, as it was I who built the wine cellar!!
Tricia
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Guy I |
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Part 6...........
Shelly gratefully looks into the eyes of the man who saved her. She asks him if he could do her and her friend a big favor. They need someone to teach self defense to the people of CCville and since he just put away the final 4 contestants, would he take on the job. He smiles and says he will meet her and her friend at the Daze Inn. He said to give this card to the owner, Ms Daisey. Shelly looks down at the card and it just has the inials- G...U...Y. What could that stand for she thinks....Govenrment Uniformed Yankees? Gentlemen Unite Yearly? Gentle Unicorns of Yugoslavia? She'd have to check with Elizabeth on this and go to the Daze Inn. Phillip goes to his car in the garage. As he gets in, the passenger door swings open and it Elizabeth. He asks what she's doing there in his car? She immediately climbs over the passenger seat and starddles his lap and thrusts open her brief case and shows him her campaign startegy. She wants to know if he thinks this is a good stratedy or not. He asks her is that all? She says, why yes, what did you think? Nothing replies Phillip. Nice strategy though! A song comes over the radio, "Yesterday" by the Beatles. Phillip breaks out into song and sings the song especially well. Elizabeth is amazed at how well Phillip could sing. She compliments him and says, "don't waste your time running for office, you should be on stage singing!" Phillip says he's always wanted to sing but his aunt never liked him too. Just then Shelly shows up at the car and asks Elizabeth what she is doing on Phillip's lap. She said listening to him sing. Shelly listens for a moment and she too agrees he is very talented. They all agree that showbiz is the route for Phillip. They go into the mansion and go to the computer to find that American Idol is having auditions right there in CCville. Phillip fills out the questionaire and applies for the show. Meanwhile, the 3 police women make their way to Organization through the porthole of time and order some champagne. Malar says chocolate covered strawberries would go great about now. They all agree. Freebird says she prefers the strawberries naked, that the chocolate covering is not needed. Naked is the way to go says Freebird. So they all begin peeling off the chocolate from their strawberries. Tania's foot is really bothering her. She falls a few times and decides she better get some help. She goes back to the hospital and runs into Gary's brother, Timmy. He asks why is she there. She tells him a check up. But as he watches her walk he notices her limp. "C'mon Tania, it'll take a better liar than that to fool ole Timmy boy!" Can't convince ya huh Timmy, says Tania. Well, its like this.............and after 2 hours she explains all the reasons why she can't tell Gary and how important it is to him and the boys that he builds that tree house. Timmy says he knows a Chief Podiatrist over in Erie, PA. He convinces her to go see her. They leave and head to Erie. Gary, meanwhile is with the press and television stations. They are there to interview him on the special running about "Parents and Kids, Teach Them Build with Them". He is supposed to have photographs of him and the family around the tree house project. But where is Tania? Guy goes back to the Daze Inn. There he sees Daisey Daze. the owner of the Daze Inn. She brings him a drink, but he asks for coffee instead. Decaff she asks, no, make it the hard stuff. "Regular it is" replies Daisey. Must be a tough day to go that hard on coffee. He tells her he'll be expecting two ladies shortly and to send them up to his room. "Ok" replies Daisy, "one just won't do anymore hey Guy?" "Nah, its not what you think Daisey!" Sure, sure repies Daisey. So, whats with the police women and their strawberry strip tease? Will Phillip get by the judges and make it to Hollywood and become America's Idol? Will Shelly and Elizabeth ever figure out what G...U...Y stands for? Will Tania call Gary from Erie? And who is the top Podiatrist that Tania is to see? Stay tuned for part 7 as The Bold and Restless Children of the Light World or what ever it is continues.................... Guy:
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Tania in Pennsylvania |
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Guy I love these little installments...lately I've been more into them then GL itself...LOL!!
I can't wait to see what happens next!! Keep them coming !! Looks like I'll be cooking up a big 'ole batch of in the near future!!Tania in Pennsylvania
![]() ![]() Josh: You know what I said before about guarantees. Reva: That there are none. Josh: Well I still feel that way, but there are promises. I can't promise you perfection, but I can promise you that everything that I have and everything that I am is yours when you are ready..........Goodnight. --Valentines Day Episode 2002: Bring back Jeva...... |
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Guy I |
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Part 7......................
We find Elizabeth back at her hotel room. She and Shelly are excited about Phillip's chances of winning the American Idol crown. He has a great voice, and this ices her win as the new Mayor of CCville. The head off to the Daze Inn to meet the stranger with the card. Princess, on the other hand, heads to the towns plush department store. There she will look for a couple dinner dresses and shoes. Maybe she'll pick up a purse or two to match her dresses. As she walks towards the dresses she walks past the furniture department. A beautiful full length mirror attracts her attention. She looks the mirror over and notices the fine craftmanship in the carvging of the wood. The intricate design of the flowers and lines of the fram amaze her. She has to have that mirror. One in her status does not have to look at the price tag. She simply calls an attendant to have the mirror shipped and pays the clerk $3,500.00. She continues her shopping and then heads home. Phillip is at the Double Tree Hotel where the auditions are taking place. He has the number 1246 assigned to him. He has plenty of time to rehearse the song he would sing in front of the judges. He plans on singing "If I Could Save Time In A Bottle" by Jim Croce. He feels very comfortable singing Jim Croce. Time goes by quickly. A lot of people have gone in and only a few looks like they've made it to the next round. He is up next! Shelly and Elizabeth get to the Daze Inn. They meet up with Daisey. "We're looking fopr the owner of this card. we're told we can meet him here". Daisey points them to the elevator and tells them to get off on 7th floor and go to room 724. A knock on the door catches Guy's attention and he opens the door. "Are you G. U. Y" the ladies ask. "Come in ladies, this is your lucky day". Elizabeth begins by stating how she learned of his expertise in the martial arts. She asks him if he would train the citizens of CCville in his style of self defense. Guy considers the task and says it will not come cheap. Shelly says, whatever you want, we'll pay you. A phone is ringing in the distance, Gary goes to answer the phone. "Hello, honey, is that you?" Yes Gary responds. Where are you Tania. "Well, I'm at a restaurant convention in Philladelphia. I will be here for a few days." "Great, I'll come join you, replies Gary. "NO!" "No you can't Gary, its for restaurant employees only." "Besides, you would be bored, and I'd hate to take you away from your tree house." "Well, if you say so sugar." "I say so butch." "I'll see you soon." "Ok", replies Gary, "bye". Phillip watches as the contestant before him leaves the room without a yellow ticket. Now its his turn. He feels very positive about this. "Good afternoon, I'm Phillip". "Nice to meet you Phillip replies the judges. Paula asks him what he will sing. Phillip tells them his song choice and Simon says "have a go at it shall we." Princess is now home at the mansion. The door bell rings and her mirror has arrived. She tells the men to bring it up to her bedroom. She tips them each a $20.00 bill and stares into the mirror as the men gratefully leave. "What a beautiful mirror you are", Princess declares. How will Phillip do at his audition? Does Guy have something up his sleeve? Will Gary figure out that there is no restaurant convention in Philladelphia? Why is this mirror so attractive to Princess? Stay tuned for part 8................................................ Guy:
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yellowrose1 |
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Guy,Do you have a spy thing going on? You know too much about me and my lifestyle and tastes.
Hey,You aren't going to have me walking through that mirror are you? |
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Tania in Pennsylvania |
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I may be fine for the time being, that is unless Gary realizes his brother isn't around...hmmm
However if he's anything like Josh Tania in Pennsylvania
![]() ![]() Josh: You know what I said before about guarantees. Reva: That there are none. Josh: Well I still feel that way, but there are promises. I can't promise you perfection, but I can promise you that everything that I have and everything that I am is yours when you are ready..........Goodnight. --Valentines Day Episode 2002: Bring back Jeva...... |
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Freebird2424 |
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Guy, you are simply hilarious!!!
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Soapyscraps |
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The best story on these days.....thanks for entertaining us so well!
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daziedaze |
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This has taken on a life of its own,,,I love it Guy your awesome!
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I am so looking forward to this story resuming.
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Part 9....................................Continued from Part 8, and before Part 10.
We last seen Phillip at the auditions of American Idol. He is standing in front of Simon, Paula, Kara, and Randy. They ask him his song choice, to which he replied, Time In A Bottle, by Jim Croce. Simon say well, lets have a go at it. Phillip begins strumming his guitar, and starts to sing. The judges eyes are all on him. Tania, meanwhile, has just told her husband Gary that she is at a restaurant convention in Philadelphia because she didn't want him to kknow she was at a foot specialist in a Hospital in Erie, Pa. The doctor examining her foot is none other than Dr. Ms. Debbie, Foot Specialist. She takes Tania's foot to carefully examin the big toe. Yes, she said. This looks bad indeed. Its twice the size of your other big toe, and the nail is totally ingrown. I'm afraid we need to operate. NO!!!!!! I can't says Tania. My husband needs me at the treehouse, and I have a Bread and Breakfast to run. You mean a Bed and Breakfast Dr. Ms. Debbie says. Ya, one of them to says Tania. Princess, looking intensly at her new mirror decides to touch the unstained, unsmeared glass. As she touches it she sees little ripples forming around her fingers, and her hand slowly begins to enter the morrir. She pulls back quickly, fear, and excitement enters her mind at once. Being the explorer she is she puts her hand again into the mirror, then her arm, and then her head and body. At that moment you hear this high pitch scream! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Dazie is back at the lounge of the Daze Inn. The lounge is not open but a guest walks in. Sultry, defining, reckless, passionate, mistifying, all dressed in black leather and lace. I'm sorry we're closed says Dazie. No, we're open says the darkly dressed woman. I want a double martini, now. And who do you think you are to order me what to do says Dazie. You know who I am says the misterious woman. Meanwhile, Paula Abdul is standing at her seat, crying, tears openly flowing from her eyes. Randy is shouting, Yo Dog, listen! Simon is standing with a rare standing ovation. Kara, just has her head in her hands. It was unaminous. Phillip's rendition of Time in a Bottle has completely won over the Judges. They said he is ready now! Elizabeth and Shelly make their final preperations for the campaign of the century. With her platform on drugs, perverted acts, and crime, she is ready to give the speech of her life. All Shelly has to do is make sure the crowd is at the CCville Town Center at 3 pm. With strwberry seeds deeply imbedded in their teeth the 3 Amigo Cops, MASA, Malar, and Freebird decide to make a patrol run in front of the Princess Mansion. As they drive up the winding driveway and near the house they hear this stiffling, shrieking scream. They look for a perfect place to park, as to not block any doorways and mail boxes, they begin to investigate where the scream came from. Wellllllllll, is Phillip headed for Hollywood, or were those tears of pain and Simon standing because he had a cramp in his leg? What has happened to Princess in the mirror? Will Tania get her needed surgery? Will Shelly get the people to the square on time? And who is the mystery woman in the Daze Lounge? Will the 3 cops ever find the sourse of the scream?
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I love being an Amiga Cop! Girl Patrol - watch out world, here we come
Malar
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I LOVE it!
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
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Of course I'll get them there. I'll just offer free food.
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I'll just offer free food. Should work like a charm
Malar
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This is priceless! Keep up the good work!
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Yea!!!!
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PART 10.........
Phillip looks at the judges and in unison, they all say.............."You're going to Hollywood!" Phillip's joy fills the room. Meanwhile, the three Amigas walk up to the door at Princess Mansion. Did you hear that scream, I did. Malar say she would go around back, MASA said she'll try the windows, Freebird said she'll call for backup and asks if anyone knew the number to the local donut shop. Princess feels all of her body vibrating and turning wet. She's not sure where she is or whats happening. She loses consciousness. Suddenly she comes to and finds herself in the bathtub with her big toe stuck in the faucet. How her shoe came off is unknow to her. There she was, in mink coat, hat, heels, dress and purse laying in her bathtub full of warm bubbly water. Damn that mirror she says to herself. Just before the big rally in the town square, Elizabeth and Shelly are hungry, and haven't eaten since breakfast. They were eying the watermellon that was on the table. Shelly said they had some time and thought they should eat some. Ok, says Elizabeth, but be carful not to swallow the seeds. The both hide behind the stage and begin eating one piece of fresh watermellon after another. Five, six pieces each, they sat there bloated, and unable to move. Look what you made us do said Elizabeth. Me, you were just as hungry said Shelly. And guess what. What, replied Elizabeth. I swallowed about 8 seeds said Shelly! Uh-oh!! Dazie, eyes the starnge, dark woman. Can I help you? No, you may not. Who are you asked Dazie. Why, you know who I am said the dark mysterious woman. No I don't. But you do look familiar. Have you been here before? Yes I have, as many times as you have. Shut up! Dazie said. I would have remembered you. Ahhh, said the woman, but you always see me, and I see you. What is your name asks Dazie. The woman just said, call me Licious. RMMommy and Mommy38 are walking down the same sidewalk from two different directions. They both arrive at this little girl who is crying. Mommy38 asks her what is wrong. She said she lost her mommy. RMMommy says they can stay with her while they look for her mommy. They talk to the girl while they are walking to the police station. The little girl feels very comfortable with them and she stops crying. She asks them if they could be her friends, they said they would be delighted to be their friends. When the get to the police station the desk sargeant asks what the trouble is. The little girl said she lost her mommy and these two ladies are her friends. The desk sargeant asks the ladies their names, and the little girl says they are "my two mommies". Princess picks up her cell phone and calls her nephew Phillip and asks him to come help her out of the tub. Phillip says he is in Dallas, Texas at the American Idol audition and he's going to Hollywood. Thats great says Princess, but how do you suppose I get out of this tub with my toe stuck in the faucet. Phillip says not to worry, he'll call a good plumber he knows and will get her out in a jiffy. Having no luck calling for backup at the donut shop, MASA finds an open window and calls for Malar and Freebird. They shout. PRINCESS, where are you? Are you in danger? They here this Ah-haaa, I'm upstairs in the bathroom. The 3 Amigas said, thats alright, they'll wait down here. No, no, I need your help, I'm stuck in the tub. Tub, Hollywood, Licious, donuts, watermellon seeds??? Stay tuned for Part 11 to find out more.
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OOOOO my sweet sweet man! We really should make a book. You truly are so talanted! Thanks you my dear friend for making me smile every time I read one of your
posts! Cant wait for the next installment!
DAZIELICIOUS DAZIEDAZE"S NAUGHTY ALTER EGO
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on ![]() Lycan Lover
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