A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked
into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities
at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning
and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there.
Are they twins?'
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell
no they ain't! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's
7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you
blind, or just stupid?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the
greeter. I just couldn't believe someone would sleep
with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for
shopping at Wal-Mart
into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities
at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning
and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there.
Are they twins?'
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell
no they ain't! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's
7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you
blind, or just stupid?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the
greeter. I just couldn't believe someone would sleep
with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for
shopping at Wal-Mart
!!
